10 Ways To Know If You Drink Too Much Coffee

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Marco Santarelli

I just had to share this with you:

10 Ways To Know If You Drink Too Much Coffee

  • You answer the door before people knock.
  • You ski uphill.
  • You just completed another sweater and you don’t know how to knit.
  • You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
  • You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.
  • You can type sixty words per minute… with your feet.
  • You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it’s not plugged in.
  • Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house.
  • You’re offended when people use the word “brew” to mean beer.
  • You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go grab a cup of Jo!